Our intrepid leader, John Ashurst demonstrates the recovery position. "I fell because it was so crowded, as you can see..."
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"I am just doing this to show you how to fall..."
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"I'm just going out, I may be some time..."
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"Why are my legs so short today..."

Why have they all got bad backs?
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Who is the guy from the Chicken Run movie?
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Is pink really IN this year?

An ICE walk in Banff, Canada
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You did say take a left at that last piste marker, right?
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Right, at the next tree we are going left, right? Have you got that straight? No not THAT tree, this tree...

Light refreshment after a hard day on the piste...
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I always knew that snowboards where useful for something...
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She's gone for a Burton...
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Doh!The boys are just resting on the floor for a moment...

Eh, Eh, Eh - calm down, calm down - are you callin' our mam...
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Spot which one is the genuine scouse...
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Cocktails? I'll have a cherry in me brown ale, thanks our kid...

The Three Amigos hit town... Town wants to hit back.
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Style police issue warrant for shirt salesman...
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Are these guys big or are their instruments really that small?
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Is that a subtle pick up technique or what?

The politically correct way to treat a woman...
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Pink is back in again this year...
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Is that Victor Meldrew on the left? I don't believe it!

Light refreshment after a hard day on the piste...
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I always knew that snowboards where useful for something...
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She's gone for a Burton...
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Doh!The boys are just resting on the floor for a moment...